Free Fart Wars: May The Farts Be With You (The Disgusting Adventures Of Milo Snotrocket Book 5) Ebooks Online
FREE Audiobook Inside!That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE mp3 audiobook version of THIS BOOK with your purchase of "Fart Wars: May the Farts Be With You". You and your kids will laugh out loud as you listen to this fart-tastic audiobook (complete with disgusting sound effects!). That's twice the farting fun!From #1 Bestselling Author J.B. O'Neil Ready to laugh your butt off? Milo Snotrocket is back and stinkier than ever in this hilarious new episode to the #1 Best-Selling "Fart Book" series.Here's what readers are already saying about the side-splitting, bottom-burping Fart Books:"I haven't heard my daughter laughing and giggling that much since she stared school. Thank you J.B O'Neill - I will definitely get all your books to keep my child laughing." -- Lisa D."Absolutely hysterical!...If you want to laugh your way through, from page to page, this is your opportunity and the price is perfect. Get your copy now, it will put a smile on your face!" -- Tom Foster"This ebook had me and my kids laughing from start to finish!...Talk about a fun Friday night!" -- Rob RodenparkerGrab it right now while the FREE audiobook of "Fart Books" is still available!
File Size: 1139 KB
Print Length: 68 pages
Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
Publisher: JJ Fast Publishing, LLC (March 12, 2013)
Publication Date: March 12, 2013
Sold by: Digital Services LLC
Language: English
ASIN: B00BTKFV5E
Text-to-Speech: Enabled
X-Ray: Enabled
Word Wise: Enabled
Lending: Not Enabled
Enhanced Typesetting: Enabled
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To most people, even the word "fart" is not used in polite company. I would defie anyone reading this not at least chuckle. I'm a 60 year old grandma and I didn't hesitate sharing this story with my neighbor's grandson. This is a delight to read and silently compare to the Star Wars story. Great job, Mr. O'Neil!
This is the third book in this series that we purchased. My youngest son is 6 and just the right age for this! My 10-year old son equally enjoys the books. They both absolutely loved the parody played on Star Wars and were in stitches about "Luke Fartwalker" and other hilarious names I will not mention here so as not to spoil the surprise. The humour in the book is gross, but not too gross and as a parent I am happy the books maintain a decent level of grossness; they are not too coarse and the stories are always sweet and stylish.These books were a brilliant idea! Laughter is sooo important for kids! I loved the illustrations too, and the audio is a treat.
I usually have a hard time getting my 8 year old son to read. We began this book during his mandatory reading one day and the next day he actually asked if he could use the kindle to read this. He not only finished the book but asked me to find others in this series for him.
This book is just a hit with kids because they will laugh big time! What's not to laugh about? The story and the images are hilarious. It's too bad books like this weren't around when I was a kid! Let the fart wars begin! get it!
As a parent, I often have a difficult time getting my ten year old son to read for any length of time. ..let alone actually be interested in the material. He sat tonight and read this book from start to finish, giggling the entire time! I couldn't help but to smile to myself as he did.These are his thoughts on the story. "I liked how he combined the names with fart or butt. And I love Star Wars. My favorite chapter was I Think You Need to Go Buy a New Butt Cause This One Has a Crack In It. So Funny!" -Cameron 10 years oldWe got the audio book, and are going to get the other yucky books soon. What a genius idea for little boy's books!
I generally don't give negative reviews but I am in this case for one reason: This isn't "a comic book" (It's a book with hand drawn--by a child I think--chapter start pages).I am all for a father-son putting work up on but the writing here is more "the son" level. I purchased this as a bedtime story for a five year old and he was completely indifferent to it. I had to verbally condense the book to keep it even minimally interesting to him for just a few minutes.The greatest irritant is the $2.99 price. At free or ninety-nine cents, I'd just have sighed and shrugged it off. This looks more like a chance for Dad to try to get a little profit and the kid to get an enhanced allowance. Poor form, imo, for what is offered.
I must say I am not a Star Wars Fan but for those who are this book will be really appealing and I can see most kids, both girls and boys, of a wide age range loving the humor and the great illustrations which really enhance it. It is very cleverly done using such vivid imagination. Kids will love the names of the characters.
My 6 yr old daughter loved this book. It was a fairly quick read and made her laugh very much.
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