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As seen on LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS! The Eisner- and Harvey-award winning raucous sex comedy that Time magazine called the Comic of the Year and Apple called "inappropriate for sale on iOS devices" returns in SEX CRIMINALS V3: THREE THE HARD WAY. So it turns out Jon and Suzie aren't alone ― other people around the world, like them, freeze time when they climax. A self-appointed group wants to regulate and control them through fear and intimidation. Jon and Suzie are falling in love and want their freak flags to fly, but if they're going to fight back they can't do it alone. And really, isn't that a metaphor for the whole series? That we might all be alone but we're all alone together? I think so. If you read only one comic with a semen-demon in it this year, please make it SEX CRIMINALS V3: THREE THE HARD WAY. “I wouldn’t trust most comic creators to turn a sexual awakening into compelling pulp fiction, but Fraction and Zdarsky pull it off masterfully.” –Paste Magazine

Series: Sex Criminals Tp (Book 3)

Paperback: 132 pages

Publisher: Image Comics (June 21, 2016)

Language: English

ISBN-10: 1632155427

ISBN-13: 978-1632155429

Product Dimensions: 6.4 x 0.5 x 9.9 inches

Shipping Weight: 8.8 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)

Average Customer Review: 3.9 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (20 customer reviews)

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So let me just start with saying that this series is one of the most fun things I've ever read, and I still think this comic is one of the best out there. That said, I feel like this volume, like the second, focused too much on the world-building with too little to show for it. Also, the fourth-wall breaks and metanarrative just got a little lazy in this volume, it was still funny in bits but they (knowingly) rehashed some gags and also included too much of Fraction's politics in the comic. I'd say overall these moments were still entertaining, but they slowed the pace of the story too much and took focus away from the characters and story they're trying to build here. I hope they tone down these moments going on in the comic and bring back more of the organic humor from the first volume. I just can't help but feel this volume lost a good chunk of the sense of relatability that it once had. I feel that by ratcheting up the wackiness and exploratory narrative styles, they sacrificed too much of the feeling of having "been there" that was so readily found in the comic (especially the first volume), cutting out the universality of the earlier issues (which were expertly written).I was disappointed by how little the story progressed in this collection, which is only confounded by how long it has taken to come out. They have a great cast of colorful characters (to say the least!) and they introduce some new ones here, but for the love of god I feel like they're not sure what to actually *do* with them. I know each individual issue of a comic can only accomplish so much and stay entertaining, but this volume taken as a whole seems to accomplish painfully little (which brings me back to the indulgent metanarrative qualities of this volume).

I liked this series when it first started. Truly, I did, you can find my review for Volume 1. But the conflict in this series has gotten incredibly lazy, well past the point where it can just be put up to rule of funny. Even Fraction seems to acknowledge this, having a character break the fourth wall to admit they don't have a premise anymore.So, in this volume, Suzy, Jon and try to meet up with some people to get some help fighting the sex police, leading to the introduction of two new characters, while the sex police go after Jon's therapist to get dirt on him. Also Suzy and Jasmine get kind of, sort of have fight. I say sort of because Matt Fraction couldn't figure out how to write it, and replaced it with some meta discussion between him and Zdarsky about how hard it is to write the scene without it being on the nose and preachy. This is when you know a writer has run out of good ideas.I think the main reason why I don't like story anymore is that all of the characters seem to idiots. They are constantly trying to plan ways to blackmail or otherwise fight each, but seem to have forgotten they can stop time. They could easily kidnap or attack each other after stopping time, but because plot. I have other complaints in the next paragraph, but it is heavy on spoilers, so you can skip to the end if you want.SPOILERS: So, Suzy and Jon go to Florida to talk to a guy into hentai. Do they approach him discreetly to explain the situation? No, they burst into his room while he's in the middle of doing the deed. How they timed to match him, we don't know. He then freaks out and attacks them, they fight him off, and just leave without explaining why they were there. He flips out, talks to his friend who also has sex powers, and they decide to just go kill them.

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