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Things Go Wrong For Me (when Life Hands You Lemons, Add Vodka): Hysterically True Tales From A Comedian's Haywire Life (COMEDY, SHORT STORIES)
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FINALIST - 2013 Next Generation Indie Book Awards (Humor/Humour)FINALIST - 2013 National Indie Excellence Book Awards (Humor/Humour)Think you've got it bad? You ain't seen nothing yet.Murphy's Law, meet Rodney's Law. If it can go wrong, it has already happened to Rodney Lacroix in the worst, most comedic way humanly possible. And you'll find all of those stories right here, in full-color detail, right in this book.Things Go Wrong For Me (when life hands you lemons, add vodka) is a memoir of sorts, a roadmap of Rodney Lacroix's haywire life thus far. If you think you're having a bad day, this book is a great reminder that it can always get worse. This is typically at Rodney Lacroix's expense, sadly for him.There's no doubt, if you enjoy snorting milk through your nose, and you're drinking milk right now ... you're going to love this book.

File Size: 8271 KB

Print Length: 244 pages

Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited

Publisher: RCG Publishing (April 27, 2016)

Publication Date: April 27, 2016

Sold by:  Digital Services LLC

Language: English

ASIN: B01EW9ZI24

Text-to-Speech: Enabled

X-Ray: Not Enabled

Word Wise: Not Enabled

Lending: Not Enabled

Enhanced Typesetting: Not Enabled

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I kind of knew this book was going to be funny because I am friends with Rodney on Twitter, Facebook and I read his blog, but this book was even funnier than I was expecting.His self depreciating humor just kills me. It's so genuine. You can't fake it!Just his section on his Draw Something pictures is worth the cost of the book. We all need to encourage him to come out with another book of just his Draw Something images! He is great at it and the pictures are so detailed and hilarious!Be prepared for the extended section on shaving his balls and getting a Vasectomy. It's a great chronicle of a not so funny situation.I bought the Kindle version but am thinking about buying the actual book so I can pass it around and share it with all my friends and family that I know would love it but not normally buy books for themselves.This book is one of those books you can't put down so once you start reading it give yourself several hours to just do nothing and finish it because once you start you simply can't quit. I had to stop reading long enough to cook supper for the family but I didn't want to!!You can really read and enjoy this book even if you have never heard of Rodney before today. It is written in a manner that makes it totally self explanatory. There's no inside joke to it. He puts it all out there! And I mean puts it ALL OUT THERE!!We can also encourage him to come out with a book of just the instant messages he has with his co-workers and his girlfriend. He doesn't show those in this book but we need one to come out!!I know this book will be successful and any other books he comes out with will be just as funny and just as successful.

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