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Milo Snotrocket is back with his yuckiest gross-out book yet...The Fart Book!Whether you're a "professional" butt-whistler...or simply can't resist impressing your friends every now and then with a face-melting fart...you'll laugh out loud at this hilarious book with dozens of amazing illustrations.Learn from the master of bottom-burping disaster himself - Milo Snotrocket - as he demonstrates ALL 27 different kinds of farts (and the perfect situations to use them to your stinky advantage) like these:* The Scream* The Sputter * The Rotten Egg Cloud* The Cough Cover-Up* The Sonic BoomWARNING: Don't forget to check your shorts after you finish "The Fart Book" ...because you'll laugh so hard you might be farting yourself for the rest of the day!
File Size: 1431 KB
Print Length: 70 pages
Publisher: JJ Fast Publishing, LLC (April 18, 2012)
Publication Date: April 18, 2012
Sold by: Digital Services LLC
Language: English
ASIN: B007VPN6X0
Text-to-Speech: Enabled
X-Ray: Enabled
Word Wise: Enabled
Lending: Not Enabled
Enhanced Typesetting: Enabled
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Absolutely histerical! My wife and I sometimes will eat beans and then go to bed, and commense firing our chemical warfare guns until we cannot stand to stay in the room any further. I have an affectionate nickname of "Gas Ass" or "Fart Box" ... God Bless her! This book is refreshingly complete with funny descriptions of the many kinds of Farts! It is about time someone wrote the definitivebook on this wonderful gas slinging adventure. If you want to laugh your way through, from page to page, this is your opportunity and the price is perfect. I am still laughing, anda good laugh, and a sense of humor are true treasures. Get your copy now, it will put a smile on your face!Tom (Fart Box) FosterEstero, Florida
Who would have known that my butt could be so talented? We're all familiar with the fart classics - SBD, ripper, wet, etc - but lo and behold I've been miscategorizing my farts! What I might have called a 'tooter' was more than likely The Sputter. And I'm sure that we would all much rather read about The Squirt than experience it.This ebook had me and my kids laughing from start to finish! It's more than just a collection of different types of farts. That's been done before many times. Oh no, this goes way beyond that. He talks about techniques and situations too. Like using farts as weapons. Or farting in elevators.Now I can't wait for burrito night because we want to have a farting contest and then see if the others can guess which fart it was from the pages of this book. Talk about a fun Friday night! I'll have plenty of air fresheners handy. I would hate to get stuck under a rotten egg cloud.
I've been looking for a book that would help my son find his love of reading. This looks like a great series. It was a little pricey I think, but if it helps him discover a good series that will make him happy then I will be one happy momma. This is perfect for someone at a traditional fifth grade reading level offering a wide vocabulary and a funny plot that will keep your reader engaged for several hours. I do think that this could work for an advanced fourth grade reader as well. Enjoy
James choose to read a fast paced, light-hearted, rather...comical book....Here is his review!Warning: May cause extreme laughter!!! I would say that the whole book was absoloutly fantastic. My favorite part was Farts as Weapons. It was really a great book and is great for kids of all ages. The part that I think all kids would love would be The Rocket Ship because of the amazing detail and the fact that if you are great at farts then you could make it to the other side of the Pacific, it really said that in the book. If you read this book from cover to cover you would be rolling on the ground gasping for air by the time your done. The funniest part would have to be the Explosion because if you feel rumbling it was not an earth quake it was probably just the Explosion. The funniest part in the whole book would have to be Elevator farting because the kid in the book said "And apparently a fart in an elevator is a claustrophobic persons worst nightmare. " The author J.B. O'Neil also has several other hilariously funny books out! So if you like to laugh then read The Fart Book Whiff it, Sniff it, Lay it, Rip it!!!---JAMES Everett Simpson[...]You can get this book at....com :http://www..com/The-Fart-Book-Disgusting-ebook/dp/B007VPN6X0/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1364409059&sr=8-1&keywords=the+fart+bookEIL
My 9 year old son loved the book as he took it on vacation. His only complaint - that it was too short - he finished it in one sitting. I guess there are only so many types of farts one can write about! It kept him entertained, laughing and he loved sharing the stories with the family.
I thought this book was funny and kids would love it! I never knew there were so many things that were so funny about farts! After all, it is a natural body function, right? You have to laugh in life and this book certainly makes you laugh! Recommended!
While The Fart Book may not be the right choice for everyone on your gift list, it's definitely a GREAT choice for SOMEONE on that list! Sometimes witty and funny, other times downright hilarious, The Fart Book is must-have reading material when you need a good laugh!
Have a son or someone in your family who loves bathroom humor? This series of books is for you. My son loves theses books, and even I as adult find some of the humor funny. The drawings are fun and the stories are creative. So, if you can take the bathroom humor, I think you will appreciate this author's work.
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