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Ready to laugh your butt off? Milo Snotrocket is back and stinkier than ever in this hilarious new addition to the #1 Best-Selling "Fart Book" series.Here's what readers are already saying about the side-splitting, bottom-burping Fart Book series:"I haven't heard my daughter laughing and giggling that much since she stared school. Thank you J.B O'Neill - I will definitely get all your books to keep my child laughing." -- Lisa D."Absolutely hysterical!...If you want to laugh your way through, from page to page, this is your opportunity and the price is perfect. Get your copy now, it will put a smile on your face!" -- Tom Foster"This ebook had me and my kids laughing from start to finish!...Talk about a fun Friday night!" -- Rob RodenparkerHis name is Milo Snotrocket and he has the same problems any kid has. School is boring, he has a bully and sometimes he farts. Well, more than sometimes. What nobody else knows about this special kid is that he’s more than just you average everyday child, he’s also a Fart Ninja -- taking on bullies and all evildoers with the amazing power of his horrible farts! Warning: This book has farts. Lots of them. And if you focus on farting as much as the people in this book, you might want to check your pants when you’re done!You and your kids will love this book...grab it now while it's still available at this discounted price.
File Size: 1239 KB
Print Length: 33 pages
Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
Publisher: JJ Fast Publishing, LLC (February 13, 2013)
Publication Date: February 13, 2013
Sold by: Digital Services LLC
Language: English
ASIN: B00BFWQB1Y
Text-to-Speech: Enabled
X-Ray: Enabled
Word Wise: Enabled
Lending: Not Enabled
Enhanced Typesetting: Not Enabled
Best Sellers Rank: #2,251 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store) #1 in Kindle Store > Kindle eBooks > Children's eBooks > Humor > Cartoons #1 in Books > Children's Books > Humor > Cartoons #3 in Kindle Store > Kindle eBooks > Humor & Entertainment > Humor > Cartoons
I'm a 22 year old man, and Ninja Farts still made me laugh! Despite the toilet humor, this book could also teach kids some valuable lessons about bullying, trusting people, taking responsibility, and making friends. The good lessons in Ninja Farts really surprised me, they were very naturally expressed and did not preach at all. Milo Snotrocket is more than a goofy farting kid, he's a goofy farting kid with a good head on his shoulders! I can't wait to read this to my little nephew.
Boys sometimes need to be taught a little differently than girls. You did a great job holding their interest which you taught them some valuable lessons. The name may sound a little off color, but the message gets delivered in a way that kids will understand.
Full of cute and disgusting fart humor. Fun for all ages. We are anxious to see what Milo will do next. Great job, J.B.
No real strory-line nor entertaining. My boys who CONSTANTLY talk about farts didn't like it at all. My 10 year old wouldn't even read past the 2nd page. Very dissappointed. I read to my 5 year felt it was a waste of time. I got because I thought they would enjoy due to being a ninja and farting. I have a sense of humor, but this book just didn't work out.
Remember the nursery rhyme "What are little boys made of? Snakes, snails and puppy dog tails?" Not anymore. Today's boys are consumed with farts which the latest in what looks to be an ongoing series by JB O'Neil clearly demonstrates. What I like about Ninja Farts (aside from the bathroom humor) is that the story takes a really serious topic: bullying, and wraps it into an engaging funny story where little boys can become super heroes to save the day. And bullies are revealed as likable characters who just really want to belong and be accepted by their peers.I didn't have any problems downloading the audio. Yes, if you're wondering, it comes with sound effects. Great job Mr O'Neil!
So funny! My grandson and his dad have really enjoyed this book. Yes, it's full of boy humor with bodily functions and I see other people saying that they are upset that people keep saying - hey - he's reading. But I agree with them - he is reading. I read stupid comic books more than anything else when I was a kid.... I grew up and had learned to love reading from that platform. So, I choose to relax and laugh with them as they tell me about the book! It is good to see my son and grandson reading something together and laughing so much!
The author has assembled a fart-filled humorous book for all ages, not just kids. A nice collection of artistic images tied to laughable text makes this a light and entertaining read. Good job!
I'm not giving this book one star because I think the subject is disgusting. My 7-year-old daughter thinks farting is hilarious. Hey, sometimes I do, too! She takes karate and has been into the whole ninja thing lately. I thought with all of its great reviews this book would be a big hit. Sadly I was wrong. The book reads like it was written by a 7-year-old. Good children's books do have a storyline, plot and plausible sequence of events. I don't even necessarily agree with other reviews that the word "fart" was overused. I just don't think this qualifies as a "book." The division of chapters is ridiculous and there is just really no framework for a story. My husband commented that the cover looked like someone had xeroxed it off @ Kinko's or on their home printer. I didn't find any good lessons being taught as other reviewers had mentioned, either. Honestly, I wasn't really looking for a morality lesson for my child in a book titled "Ninja Farts." I was looking for a good laugh for her. But it was SO poorly written that the laughs were very few and painful to come by.
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